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Mar. 11th, 2009

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Writer's Block: Passing Time

When you're stuck in a boring class or meeting, what's your favorite way to keep yourself entertained (or at least from falling asleep)?
I am proud to be an avid doodle-bug! =^_^=

Mar. 7th, 2009

xmas mouse

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Hello All!  I decided to put a little post here so that communities won't be scared off.  See, I join communities, and totally post and comment in those...I just don't often do those "So I had a sandwich today..." posts on my own journal.  Its not that I'm a troll, promise...I just don't often have a post worthy day...and when I do, I am too busy to post! =^_^=

Dec. 27th, 2008

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*reappears*

Just to make a random Christmas post:

For Christmas, from my lovie and a bunch of our friends who chipped in, I got a Wall-E that plugs into my I-pod and dances with the music and has light up eyes.  I lurvs it and the fact that everyone helped out like is my favorite part (even though I utterly adore WallE).  That was sooo sweet.  Apparently, Keith realized that none of the presents under the tree were mine (something that I actually hadn't taken note of at all...I've been wrapped up in getting too much stuff done, and I don't really NEED anything, ya know?), and he said it hurt his feelings, so he got everyone together...including one of his friend's little brother... too cute!

At any rate, the Yule was fabulous, and I got to see my family and eat too much great food...cuddley and huggy all around.  And I still haven't sent out my cards, bc I am a dork...but its still sorta the holidays, right??

Hope everyone had a great (insert whatever happy day/s here) and many more, my dears.  Happy New Year, too!

Aug. 28th, 2008

poster i used to own

I'm just glad they finally got to be legally recognized first...Thank you, Del, for everything.

 
WASHINGTON, Aug. 27 — The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force mourns the death of Del Martin, 87, who died today in San Francisco, Calif. Martin married Phyllis Lyon, her partner of 55 years, on June 16, 2008. In 1955, the couple joined six other lesbians in founding the Daughters of Bilitis in San Francisco, the first lesbian rights organization in the nation. In 1997 and 2004, the Task Force honored Martin and Lyon for their decades of community service.

May. 14th, 2008

too great to pass up...My name is...

Ah yes...welcome to my life... ;)

May. 5th, 2008

poster i used to own

After spending forever trying to find my post, I decided it should go in here too...enjoy!

 Righto then...so, I know that I still have about 31 months until the BIG DAY...but I have still been working on stuff and want to share! =^_^=

Sep. 20th, 2007

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fabulosa joke!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"


He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home just after 3am, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"



Broken Coffee Table - £150
Hot Breakfast - £3.00
Two Aspirins - 20p
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . . PRICELESS!

panda goes wheee!

yay for the equal rightsy goodness!...damn...I'm so going to hell =^_^=

" This is an amusing "letter" to President Bush (basically re: why is homosexuality wrong?)...it's mostly the same as the letter to Dr. Laura that has been circulating the internet for awhile (you can find info on it here).

Dear President Bush & others,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage.

As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man and a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... end of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev.21:20 states that I may ! not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Yanked from </a></font></b></a>crysania4..."

which I then yanked from superdus! =^_^=

Sep. 10th, 2007

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heh.

..random dorky post...

I just found this awesome icon...and its awesome...and I'm totally gankin' it! =^___^= squee!

Sep. 7th, 2007

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pardon the pun but...

 I think I just found possibly the coolest "fucking" thing ever...

http://www.osho.com/main.cfm?Area=WebMedia&Sub1Menu=Video&Sub2Menu=OshoOnVideo&Language=English

Just check out the "Strange Consequences" video...

please, bear in mind that this is a spiritual leader for many many people throughout the world...and no this is not a 'joke', yes, it is a real video, and THIS is why people should allow more humor into their lives...learning and laughing...all in one... =^____^= whee!!!

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